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(this is a guest episode, but I’m not making it an Episode 100 because I’m lazy.)

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Lets say that your humble podcaster has suddenly found herself at the mercy of an incredibly huge project. Being self-employed, she finds it nearly impossible to say no to giant projects that will ruin her life for months at a time, because those sorts of projects tend to pay really, really well.

Lets then say that your humble podcaster, considering the scale of the massive project as well as the budget, decided to hire an assistant to assist in various tasks both professional and personal. Said assistant is then tasked with everything from running routine backups to running to the grocery store. This sort of indentured servitude pleases your humble podcaster greatly.

Let us then further say that, among many other projects, there are audio-related tasks that your humble podcaster wishes to delegate to her assistant, knowing that her assistant is both musically trained and kind of geeky. To that end, the assistant must be trained in the various programs and techniques required to work with audio to your humble podcaster’s strict and incredibly fussy standards.

And let us finally propose that the assistant is infact a longstanding fan of your humble podcaster’s humble little podcast.

Therefore, it stands to reason that, as a training exercise, a podcast be created. A podcast with guidelines as follows: “You’ve heard my show. Just keep the final thing under an hour and I’m only paying you for the first two hours you work on this.”

The result? My friend, my landlord, my hired-other-wife, she has made a podcast. She has aurally speculated as to what my dreams are like. It’s weird, it’s in poor taste,  it violates copyrights on 2 continents, and it’s FREAKING AWESOME.

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