One day, someone who’s opinion I respect said that he’d love to hear a whole album of Sparkles and Unicorns. Because I’m an accomodating sellout, I made this in response.
Much like this song, the title is meaningless but kind of pretty.
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It sounds like power tools. Creepy, creepy power tools. Kind of like a drill, I suppose, but if someone was torturing someone else with an electric drill in another room.
This is fully synthesized, no samples were molested in the creation of this track. Also, It’s a year and a half old. I need to not sit on tracks so long.
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I very nearly made this a Braindouche! Hates It’s Listeners installment, but decided that it’s not really long enough to make anyone suffer sufficiently.
It is, however, that Ode To Joy, it is utterly terrible, and it’s a terrific example of the horrors that FL Studio allows otherwise well-meaning people to perpetrate upon music. Enjoy, suckers.
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