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NaPodPoMo 30: Complete and Utter Exhaustion

Um, yeah. This is Dani, pinch-hitting for Mer, who’s had a bit of a breakdown. Whoever put NaPodPoMo in November very obviously doesn’t run a retail side business – it would seem that pre-holiday rushes and psycho podcasting aren’t the best combination for one’s mental health. So, here’s a special Christmas edition of Braindouche Radio (hosted by a pagan. On an athiest’s podcast. Fun!) enjoy, and please don’t hold Mer responsible. I’m sure she’ll have a suitable replacement ready when she finally stops drooling and staring at the wall. I hope.

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NaPodPoMo 29: The Sonnet… from HELL!

OMG IT’S SO AWESOME I HAD A SONNET AND A DEMON RED IT AND IT WAS SOOOO MUCH MORE EMO AND SPOOKY OMG BEST PODCAST EVAR!!!1

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NaPodPoMo 28: Bad Poetry Cor– ohcrapNEWSFLASH!

Yeah, ok, it’s a cheap shot. It also rubs against that whole anti-commercial thing I was crowing about earlier, but you know what? Braindouche still doesn’t make any money doing this, giving away it’s bandwidth and marketshare to another company for free, even if I own that other company.

I never said I was against making money. I’m not against cheesy emotional manipulation, either.

Please, if you love me, go over to SweetTarragon.com and buy some jewelry. Buy a lot. It’s on sale!

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NaPodPoMo 27: Happy Turkey Day!

I blame the tryptophan, personally. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

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NaPodPoMo 26: Winding Up

Last night, I could have been watching porn or doing chores, but like a dumbass I decided to fire up the audio fiddling program. I found a granulizer within, and found out I could record realtime while I fiddled with the knobs and pushed the buttons.

I still don’t have a clue what I did, but it sounds cool.

The sample I was breaking apart, by the way, is Metal and Ghosts.

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NaPodPoMo 25: A case of national security.

Well, fuck.

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NaPodPoMo 24: Braindouche! Radio Goes Commercial

Yanno, just because I run a committed anti-commercial podcast here doesn’t mean that I don’t live in a commercial society, or that the commercial nature of our society doesn’t produce some astonishing artifacts now and again. It’s sometimes fun, in fact.

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NaPodPoMo 23: Doodles

I don’t have a lot of time tonight to tell you about this, but you’ll be hearing a lot about it in the coming weeks. Quick answer: I’m working on this project, and you should too if you think it’s interesting. What you’re listening to the first set of notes I’ve made on what I’d like to do in this project.

I promise I’ll come back with more details later.

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NaPodPoMo 22: Brownies are awesome.

I really didn’t mean for this to be meaningful or be ranty or to even air my personal grudges against iTunes. I don’t have grudges against iTunes, but I do see something rather absurd going on, and if you’re at all interested in New Media, you should to.

In the face of overwhelming odds, take off your pants and laugh like a lunatic, motherfucker! The emperors have no clothes!

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NaPodPoMo 21: cciirrccuuss

What I wanted to do was turn a bloop sequence into a glitch loop. I got that. It’s how I didn’t stop that I got into trouble.

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